stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

thedailywhat:

News FAIL of the Day: Two CNN Anchors Talk via Satellite in the Same Parking Lot

Do you see what’s going on in this GIF? Yesterday morning, CNN Newsroom anchor Ashleigh Banfield and CNN Headline News anchor Nancy Grace were discussing the Cleveland kidnapping case “via satellite,” which is a great way to communicate for those who aren’t standing in the same parking lot, and of course, they were. The setup was discovered after a viewer noticed same exact cars passing through both sides of the split-screen in the background and The Atlantic Wire also followed up with a shot-by-shot breakdown of the scene.

sexandscenery:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

ever.

bealli62:

watchtheskytonight:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

santaslittlehunters:

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

are we surprised?

I’M SOBBING

 THIS WHOLE POST

laughing way too hard. They are like a sports bra for mens junk.

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology